So yesterday from... 12 -3 I was napping. I was going to see Dark Knight for the THIRD TIME! [beat Hannah =] ]
So, Kody came over with NO SHIRT ON! I was like
Lauren:  "Dude! What the fuck!"
Kody:  "Oh you said you were going to give me a shirt."
Lauren: :| NIGGA! YOU BIKE FROM YOUR HOUSE TO HERE?
Kody: Yea.
Lauren: :| .....

So, after that, we went with Emilio to get his boxing gloves. We walked to Path Mark and in some twisted joke by fate, Joe is riding his bike. FUCK!  Joe then invited himself to come to Dick's sporting goods with us. It was pretty rude. :|

We went inside and I sparred with Kody. It was a tie. I did a cart wheel, landed behind Joe and was all like throwing fake punches! xD Ninja!!! I reallllly wanted to beat his ass :| No homo. So, then Joe's like "I WANT TO SEE SHOES!" And I was like "JOE WHO THE FUCK BUYS SHOES AT A SPORTING GOOD'S STORE! JUST GO TO FOOT LOCKER YOU FAT FUCK! >/" [ I didn't say fat fuck]. So, Joe shows his dumbassness again!

Joe: I want those shows!
Emilio: Get these. [Holds up UnderArmour brand shows which logo is an X]
Joe: I don't by X brand
Everyone but him: [Laughs]
Kody: It's called Under Armour!
Joe: I know. It's X underarmour
Emilio: NO DUMB FUCK! IT'S CALLED UNDERAMOUR!
 
Joe is such a bitch.
So afterwards, we go out side and I tell Emilio that we're heading to the mall.

Lauren: We're heading to the mall, man. Wanna come?
Emilio: Sure.
Joe: I'll come to.
In my mind: :| .... NIGGA! WE DIDN'T INVITE YOU!

GOD! WHAT A DUMBFUCK! IF YOU KILLED JOE, THEN WORLD HUNGER WOULD BE SOLVED! YOU KNOW HOW YOU FIT JOE INTO A SMALL BOX? PUT A TWINKIE IN IT, HE LOVES THAT SHIT! BUT LETS HOPE THE BOX WILL HOLD CAUSE HELL! HE'LL EAT THAT TOO!

Anyway, he said he'll go home to change. So, Emilio and Kody follow me home and I took a shower. When I came out I was all sexy. I put my P. Diddy spray on and this is how I dressed. http://s139.photobucket.com/albums/q296/pinoy_playa13/?action=view&current=0805081030a-1.jpg. I was fresh but Emilio and Kody said I was "over doing it".  Suddenly, Joe rang my door bell. We wanted to sneak through the back, but we didn't. Joe said I wasn't fresher than him. He wore an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL Big black t-shirt with baggy jeans.

Emilio: Joe, does the BB on your shirt stand for Big Black or Big bitch?
xD

Anyway, after that, we went to the mall and Joe kept saying how American Eagle wasn't as "fresh" as hot topic. He kept saying "prep" stores suck. LISTEN JOE! JUST CAUSE YOUR FAT HONKEY ASS CAN'T FIT ON A SIZE MEDIUM DOESN'TMEAN YOU HAVE TO HATE ON US YOU FAT BILLUGA WHALE OF A POOR EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING! JESUS CHRIST! THEN WE WENT TO AMERICAN EAGLE! KODY BOUGHT A SHIRT AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED

Me: Excuse me miss, but who is fresher. My friend with an American eagle shirt on [which looked reallllly nice.] Or Joe [in his big bitch shirt >/ ]
Cashier: Me :]
Everyone : Lmao

So, we went around to another sporting good store and Joe commented  how he knew how to work out :|
NIGGA YOU LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING HUNCH BACK OF NOTRE DAME! Me and Joe were wokring out with Emilio. Joe was screwing around like the fat fuck he is.

Pull up record:
Me: 3
Kody: 5
Emilio: 3
Joe: 1/2 :|

One handed pull up
Me: 2
Kody: 3
Emlio: 6
Joe: 1/4 :|

I'm going to buy bar bells sometime this week. =]
An interchangeable bar bell thing. It's like 2 barbells and you can attatch wieghts, but you gotta buy seperate weights which isn't much. OMG JOE SAYS HE'S ITALIAN ONE DAY, THEN SAYS HE'S RUSSIAN JUST TO BE ASIAN! >=[ FAT BITCH!

So, then we met up with my friensd Allison and Franceska and me and Kody went into Victoria Secrets with a bear mask on. And  I screamed "WHO WANTS TO COME HOME WITH ME" with my arms spread. Then we did flips and shit. =].

Me: Excuse me sir! But I've been keeping my eye on that parking spot!
Kody: WHAT'D YOU SAY BITCH?!?! DON'T FUCK WITH ME NIGGA I DO SHIT DAY AND NIGHT AND SHIT BITCH ASS FUCK WITH ME MAN. [Walks away and mumbles] Nigga try to mess and shit.
Me: JRGKGJDGSKGJDG [Face shakes] WHAT'D YOU SAY NIGGA!!
Kody: [Turns around] What you wan-
Me: [Kicked his chest] WHAT YOU SAY NIGGA!  YOU WAS POPPIN' ALL THAT GOOD SHIT UNTIL YOU GOT KICKED IN YO CHEST! [Snapps into sanity. Looks down and see's Kody on the ground.] Oh my God. Sir! Who did this to you! CAN SOME ONE TELL ME WHO INCARSIRATED THIS MAN!!!

Lol we were random. Me and Allison kept calling each other whores cause she wore a spegetti string tank top. THEN I CALLED ALLISON MELISSA =[
Oh we went to Hollister and I tried on a dress. JOE SAID IF A GIRL WEARS HOLLISTER SHIT THEN HE WOULDN'T GO OUT WITH HER! Joe was staring at Allison's ass >=[ I want to kick his fucking ass! We went to KB toys and we were telling Joe to do stuff.

Me: Joe this would look fresh on you [Holds out bat man shirt] (Oh, fyi, Joe kept challanging my freshness all day. Infact, Joe said he looked fresh in his own way. :| YOU'RE NOT FRESH YOU BITCH!]
Emillio: Joe wear this [Holds out Hannah Montana cheer leader shit]

Anyway, Joe said he could kick my ass as well as Kody and Emilio when EMILIO BEAT HIM UP ALREADY!
So we ditched him but he found us at the food court BUT WE MET UP WITH PVI FRIENDS!
Then we ditched him again!  Then we saw Dark knight =]

Me and Allison kept throwing po corn at each other. We made sounds with the straw and whenever some one coughed Allison told them to stop. We played catch with the bear mask. I put buncha a crunch in her soda =] I kept quoting the movie and we kept saying we were people in the movie. I was Morgan Freeman and Allison was the commisioner. Well.... we walked home and that's all =D

Wow. It's the 7th. Nine more days until Melissa is back. Today was fun. =] I made doughnuts, but I ate Kim's =[. Allison was on AIM and we talked about the mall. I'm going to get a bear mask =]. Allison is half a skank for buying tank tops with spagetti strings, but she wears t-shirts over them so she is redeemed. After that, I went out side and played ball AND WOW! WAS IT RANDOM! Here are some conversations.

Regie: Forfa, stick your man, damn it!
Forfa: Aight, I got-
Deral: [Makes  a shot in his face]
Regie: :|


Me: [Sticks Deral and Joe makes a point]
Regie: LAUREN! STICK YOUR MAN!
Me: But I saw Deral coming for the shot! I had to block him! I didn't know it was a pass
Regie: Listen, stick Joe, and if Deral makes a point, we just scream Anthony.
Deral: [Makes another point]
Everyone: [Stares at Forfa and screams Anthony]

I felt bad for Regie cause our team was all goofy and being funny. We busted his funny bone too much =]

Conversaions between me and Deral.

Deral: I am the homie king!

Deral: CHARLIE MURPHAY!!!
Me: FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA!
Deral: [On the ground, using his hands to move his body] MY LEGS!
Me: WHAT DID THE 5 FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE!
Both of us: SMACK!

Deral: [While every one is arguing he turns to me and shrugs]
Me: [Shrugs back]

Me: [Smacked the ball from his hands.]
Deral: [ Flies back]
Me: Hahaha, you okay?
Deral: OWW MY LEG!  Hahaha, just playing man.

More funny moments:

Emilio: [Dribbles the ball] I'm looking for open  men.
Me: [Busts out laughing followed by everyone else]
Everyone: [The game stops and everyone starts laughing. Forfa and Regie are laying in the street laughing. CJ and Jet are  holding each other laughing. I'm  telling Emilio to get away from me]

Forfa: [Rips off  Deral's wife beater]
Everyone: [Laughs]
Deral: YO YOU RIPPED IT OFF!
Forfa: It's called strategic defence.

Forfa: OMG NIGGA, YOU LOOK GAY!
Deral:I'm gay? Dude, you're the one who ripped off my shirt!

Me: [Runs back to get his water bottle.]
Forfa: What're you going to tell your mom when you get home?
Deral: That you ripped my shirt.
Forfa: What's your mom going to think? Her son driving home with no shirt. Man, looks like you just came back from shooting a gay porno. "Mom, I'm home". "Deral, what happened to your shirt?". "Sorry, I just got back from a gay porno shooting". Lookin' mad gay with your titties hanging out.

Emilio: I'm going to come back with my sneakers. When I come back, I'm shitting all over Regie.

Emilio: It's out on Regie [Smiles]

Emilio: I'm going to shit on you Regie

[Lol Emilio got beef with him]

Forfa and Deral kept beefin' cause Deral kept shotting on him. I had to guard him cause he mde NO shots on me.

I sat down durring a game cause I twisted my ankle.

Me: Everyone is beefin'. Emilio and Regie, Forfa and Deral,David and Joe. CJ and Jet are the only normal ones.  But they are brothers..
CJ: [Nuggies Jet] What now bro!

Record of the day:

4 games. 4 wins.
Teams: Forfa, Regie, CJ and myself. Woo!
Shooter: Regie, Forfa, CJ
Main defence: Me, and Forfa
Shot blocker: Me [Woo! Take that Deral!]
Steals: Me and CJ [Pooped on David =] ]
Shots by me: 3
Blocks: 10000000 on Deral xD
Steals: 2

Serious moments

Me and David were talking about how Joe is too cocky. He swears he's good, he tries to be Asian BUT HE'S ITALIAN AND DOESN'T EAT THE FILIPINO FOOD [HE SAYS HE'S NOT HUNRGY! OR THAT HE ATE! NIGGA, WHO EATS BEFORE A PARTY!], Kisses up to CJ and Jet, lied to my uncles about eating the food, self proclaims himself as Filipino, DISRESPECTS ME ON MY COURT, SAYS NO ONE GIVES  SHIT ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND,  kisses up to people in general , tries too hard to fit in, acts like he's part of the group when I knew everyone for like 5 years and him only half of a year [ HE DOESN'T EVEN LIVE HERE] get's really sweaty and... he doesn't listen. He thinks he's funny.

Joey and David moments:

David: Joe is was out!
Regie: No it wasn't
Joe:Well... Regie said it's out...

It wasn't out :| I was there and Regie was kidding

David: Play serious!
Joe: Yo man this ain't no mad match and shit, no grudge match.
David: ... :| STOP PRETENDING TO KNOW WHAT YOUR'E SAYING!

I lol'd  xD

Forfa: Reggie you're gay [xD I lol'd again]
Joe: [Makes a joke]
Everyone: [Silence]...
David: [ 5 seconds later] Laughs
Everyone: [Laughs at Joe]

We're telling him off tomorrow.

Melissa:

I really miss her... I love her too death. I... wanted to write something to her. It's nothing big.

Hark! I say, and hark indeed.
Lend thy ears and listen please.

Not in the sun, or in the rain.
Through darkest hell, or most dreaded pain.

Not in the depts of ocean blue
or highest mounts atop from you

Not a dove, angel, demon, or devil
Can surpass your inpact or your level.

For the sun is not as bright and the rain not as wet.
You're eyes are brighter, your lips soaked, I coress.

The depts of hell and the aweful pain.
Can not disuade your love or make me sway.

The oceans, yes deep and the mountains , yes high.
Are not as deep as your compassion and this is why.

You're not an angel a demon a devil, a dove.
But you ARE mine... I call you love...

I love you Melissa.